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ash5sos:

ashtons-bum:

ashtons-bum:

this picture is the reason I live


michael reminds me of a pale giraffe with pink hair

ash5sos:

ashtons-bum:

ashtons-bum:

this picture is the reason I live

michael reminds me of a pale giraffe with pink hair

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aruplaza:

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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knerdalert:


October 05, 2014 - Miami [x]


I WANT ASHTON TO LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS

knerdalert:

October 05, 2014 - Miami [x]

I WANT ASHTON TO LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS

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sugardaddycal:

bruh ur dick is smalla then a bug

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perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

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claphne:

dont use internet humor outside of the internet

no one will laugh

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If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
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